That's not what he said. Open mouth insert foot. Glad to hear your wife is ok! I'd rather be a proud lefty than a brainwashed righty any day.If you have symptoms that meet the criteria for Covid, you’ll be able to. My wife got one in 14 hours while actually having symptoms. Lucky for us, it came back negative and was just the flu. All good now!
I guess if want to be really cool, just lie and say you have the symptoms so you can be a proud lefty and waste the hospitals time and energy on your science project.