ok just remember i tried to be nice and you resorted to ****ery which now i will make you look stupid with facts rather than uneducated name calling. to keep it brief I will use the 5 smallest C1 FB schools.
1. Midway (smallest fb school) -offers baseball, basketball, cheerleading, football, softball, track and field, and volleyball. that's a lot more than the 2 sports you claim
2. POLO- baseball, basketball, cheerleading, football, XC, softball, track and field, and wrestling
3. Hayti- Baseball, Basketball, Cheerleading, Football, Track and Field, and Volleyball
4. Crystal City- Baseball, Basketball, Cheerleading, XC, Football, Golf, Softball, Tennis, Track and Field, and Volleyball.
5. St Vinny- Baseball, basketball, Cheerleading, XC, Football, Golf , Soccer, Track and Field, and Volleyball.
Words of advice im sure you will ignore. Know your facts before posting here as there are many who actually do.
Nice edit to your post but as always the facts are readily available and not what you conjure up in your mind.