Bro, I am with you!!!
I was actually wondering when Southwest Missouri and the other rural parts of the state were going to get around to hiring crisis actors and pretending to need ventilators so they could cash in on the Big Score. You know run around and tell everyone that Jim Bob has COVID when he’s really just got a bad case of diarrhea and hope he kicks the can so they can check COVID death and get all that extra money.
There are some really good actors out that were apparently bussed in from DollyWood. The preacher at a church in my hometown faked his death and one of my childhood friends texted me right before he claimed to be intubated and said he wished he had gotten the vaccine.
What a bunch of liars.
They’re all probably in Bermuda right now collecting checks, happy to be in the Deep State and rid of their boring lives and happy to not see their kids anymore.
Definitely don’t wear a mask, don’t get the vaccine, and if you feel a little shortness of breath, whatever you do, definitely Do Not go to the hospital. That “science” they got up there is a international plot orchestrated by the Deep State, RuPaul and Sinbad to steal your virginity. They’ll whisk you away on a helicopter to God knows where and someone will pretend to lie in a bed with a bunch of tubes shoved up their rear with your phone and text all your friends and family last goodbyes.
What a CROCK.
If you start feeling a little short of breath, sit down and put on some Jim Bakker or Dick Farrell, grab some Horse Paste and you’ll feel better in no time.
Oh wait, Dick is in on it too?
I told you can’t believe anything or anyone anymore. I mean this conspiracy is real if a man is going to fake his death and leave Palm Beach. There has to be, what, two or three places in the world you’d retire better?
Can’t trust anyone these days. Remember, definitely do not go to the hospital. Definitely do not go to the hospital. Definitely do not go to the hospital. ... Those “doctors” and “nurses” pretending to be so overworked are actually plants. They’re in on it too.
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