Oh my God.
Haven't most of us lived through this? All so absolutely true. I've often said any male considering divorce should weigh that decision with the realization they may have to endure planning another wedding.
I remember well over 20 years ago: I'm online, finalizing the purchase of our home, but constantly being barraged with questions like: "Do you like the red flowers or the mauve flowers? "
Finally, I asked if my input would bear any weight whatsoever on the final decisions. That gave her a pause, to which she replied "Well. Probably not".
"Then why are you bugging the hell out of me about it, then? Go! Get what you want. Have fun. Your world is a flower shopping extravaganza of infinite choices."
The best piece of advice Leach could have given: Tell them (and its sappy, but true) "The only thing that matters to me is that I get to be married to you". In this one case, I think men get the nod regarding what's really important.
Now, when does the PC Gestapo make their assault on Coach Pirate? Surely, the offended are gathering?
