What offense would each significant politician run

[Mofan79]

Trump
Pro style offense "it's the best Offense ever run in the history of offenses"

Biden
Pro style offense almost the same as the one above but with a little bit of the spread mixed in

Pence
Wing T old school

Harris
50/50 spread and pro

Sanders
Air Raid baby!!!!

 

[FishOutofWater6]

Trump
Pro style offense "it's the best Offense ever run in the history of offenses"

Biden
Pro style offense almost the same as the one above but with a little bit of the spread mixed in

Pence
Wing T old school

Harris
50/50 spread and pro

Sanders
Air Raid baby!!!!

I think Harris would claim the 50/50 spread and pro, but on game day, it’s 80% run !

 

[J. Kane]

 

[Mofan79]

Trump: “Argues with the officials during the play offense“

Biden: I strong left...no right...I mean left! 42...uh...43...42...43...blastagoonawhichamacallit on two! Ready Break! (Proceeds to jump offsides)

Harris: Anything with lots of split ends and audibles so often that records are set for delay of game penalties.

Sanders: Redistributes all the points at the end of the contest so everything’s “fair.”

Gabbert: Runs a helluva system, but it awards points to the other team.

I was kind've hoping you would try to "wrong forum" this to the political crap board, but i'm happy you decided to participate instead. I feel like I successfully merged the two topics

 

[Arcola]

Doesn’t matter what offense. Biden would shut the season down and Harris would arrange a protest in front of the stadium. Senate and congress would argue over giving season ticket holders $124 each. Trump would endorse and push thru package that in the end gives skybox owners only $12,000 each.

 

[bullitpdq68]

I could see Biden basically coming out and kneeling it for three plays and punting so nobody knows what he is really going to run during the forth quarter. Probable would just try to play defense the first three so he doesn't fumble or throw a pick.

Trump would have a hard time just fielding a team, because he would be constantly to busy firing and trying to replace his players to actually practice or run any sort of offense or defense. But after the game he would be sure and let the press know the other coach told him it was the greatest.

 

[W.C.stinks]

Trump would buy the Canadian football league and bring it back to America “We don’t believe in two 50 yard lines in America, it’s blasphemy”

Biden would ..............”uh... I pledge to make football ......uh safer ..... we have 160,000,000,000 players a year die from football related injuries.”

Harris would become the first African American.... or is it Indian commissioner of the NFL. “As commissioner I will ban spitting on the field. Players will learn to swallow”

Pences’ AI technology will become outdated and he will be pushed out by better robotic technology.

 

[blue and white pride]

Pence's team has the fly route down to a tee.

 

[kaching]

Obviously Biden would be left wing and sanders would be far left wing...

 

[Arcola]

And of course “the players tried to take the field. The marching band refused to yield.”

 

[Nwalls]

Trump would run a deception offense where it looks like one thing to trick you
Pence would run a traditional offense with what you see is what you get with great honor and sportsmanship
Biden would run the old wing tee
Harris would run with 4 wide receivers and a quick-thinking QB

 

[J. Kane]

Harris would run with 4 wide receivers and a quick-thinking QB

I think she would run spread 2 wide

 

[BoosterBosko]

I think she would run spread 2 wide

WHOA HO!!!! Bosko likey!!!

 

[J. Kane]

WHOA HO!!!! Bosko likey!!!

 

[J. Kane]

I think she would run spread 2 wide

 

[J. Kane]