The mysterious case of Marcell Ozuna

[Duck_walk]

At the end of the season my brother and I were talking about the Cardinals hitting woes. I just stated, Ozuna’s problem is that he tries to pull EVERYTHING. That was my observation from watching a couple hundred games the past 2 seasons.

Today my brother sent this analysis of Ozuna breaking it all down using analytics.


https://www.mlb.com/news/marcell-ozuna-underperforming-elite-metrics

 

[dip_and_rip]

Sign him

 

[Duck_walk]

Sign him

I heard today the Reds are very interested in him.

 

[Eagles_Ball]

I heard today the Reds are very interested in him.

Good! Call me crazy, but that dude gets a payday and he's done. I could be way off, just get that feeling...Sign Donaldson or Moose (not excited, but an upgrade), dump Carp and Fowler, and find an OF'er with the OF and pitching depth. If you make a deal for an OF'er using the pitching depth, sign a starter. Done. Let's do lunch.

 

[Duck_walk]

Good! Call me crazy, but that dude gets a payday and he's done. I could be way off, just get that feeling...Sign Donaldson or Moose (not excited, but an upgrade), dump Carp and Fowler, and find an OF'er with the OF and pitching depth. If you make a deal for an OF'er using the pitching depth, sign a starter. Done. Let's do lunch.

LOL

 

[oldroundballer]

Good! Call me crazy, but that dude gets a payday and he's done. I could be way off, just get that feeling...Sign Donaldson or Moose (not excited, but an upgrade), dump Carp and Fowler, and find an OF'er with the OF and pitching depth. If you make a deal for an OF'er using the pitching depth, sign a starter. Done. Let's do lunch.

It's so simple when you put it that way. Why can't Mo figure this out? You need to give him a call.

 

[Eagles_Ball]

It's so simple when you put it that way. Why can't Mo figure this out? You need to give him a call.

I know, right. I'll take half of his salary and take over today!

 

[oldroundballer]

I know, right. I'll take half of his salary and take over today!

I thought that what Girsch was for. What ARE his job duties anyway?