New Guy

[USArmyMike]

All of us are either racist, or someone thinks we're racist.

Admitting you have a problem is the first step to recovery…..

 

[Arcola]

Admitting you have a problem is the first step to recovery…..

And that is the pot calling the kettle white.

 

[USArmyMike]

And that is the pot calling the kettle white.

Guess I’d have to be white.

 

[hsmaniac]

Hmmm

I bet he’s from Jeff Co. can’t trust anyone in them there parts

 

[Cards1968]

Wait a minute…

Pots come in white now?

After Labor Day even. How gauche.

 

[HHSX2]

I bet he’s from Jeff Co. can’t trust anyone in them there parts

Was it the pic of lead smelter? Good old Jeff County. Where the meth is plentiful but the state football championships are not.

 

[J. Kane]

Admitting you have a problem is the first step to recovery…..

 

[BoosterBosko]

So being the new guy is there anything I need know? Here are the thing I have learned so far.

Private schools bad
Public schools good
They are not movies they are documentaries
All championships must run thru KC or the Greater Springfield/Joplin metroplex, depending on who you ask.

Things I would like to know.

Is Bosko really that fat?

Just so you all know I am a big smart ass. So dont take anything I say to seriously.

Yes
Yes
WGAS
Yes
Fat ? He's worse than fat !
"Welcome to the club !"

Another tidbit, Bosko only posts Monday thru Friday, 8-4ish. He also suspiciously seems to follow school breaks too. So if you have any grievances to air against him, those are good times to do so.

You can also become an Honorary Doc. Gotta get the Doc Guys to call vote and then receive a majority of "yes" votes.

Oh, Bosko is in denial since his wife left him. She is on here from time to time. But he still thinks they are together.

Unless your name is Gerry then you aren’t eligible because fat Bosko will blackball you because he was never an athlete and he is jealous.

Okay you bozos and clowns, listen up! Im sure the new guy does NOT appreciate being lied to! NO need to try and confuse him, because then he leaves. We NEED new posters coming here!

I'll tell ya how it is @HHSX2 . First, go read the ENTIRE "Doc Guys.....forever" thread. Thats the entire and living history of us Doc Guys. I promise you'll laugh, cry, and learn a few things.

Many posters on here CLAIM I am divorced, when in reality, I am HAPPILY MARRIED!! Some BOZO created an account to POSE as my wife!! DO NOT listen to this poster.

MANY posters make fat jokes at my expense. I get it. I used to be a little "husky" back in the day. But let me tell you, like I've been telling everyone on here for YEARS, I am LOSING WEIGHT!!!! Regardless, we Doc Guys like to give each other crap, so I don't let it get to me too much. Just like how Joe is a drunk, The Mox is gay, and Bobby is slow.

@shoot90draw I am a RETIRED STEEL WORKER!!! I am NOT a teacher!!! I can post WHENEVER I want!! MY schedule is NONE of your business!! Now DONT cross me!!!

One thing you will NEVER get over, is @Toots_mcgee 's odd fascination with Gerry Bertier. Gerry used to post on here and that's great. What Toots FAILS to tell anyone is that the Doc Guys voted on Gerry TWICE and GERRY DID NOT GET IN!!! Wait? Wasn't Gerry in a sports documentary? Wasnt his profile picture of himself? Below are the THREE REQUIREMENTS to be a Doc Guy!!! Not meeting ALL THREE means you gotta be VOTED in as an Honorary Doc Guy.

Doc Guy Requirements

1. Must have starred in a sports documentary.
2. Must have your profile picture be of yourself.
3. Must be alive.

NICE TRY!!!!

Lastly, you'll see me refence having nice little "chats" with people. Not familiar with this? Watch my doc. Then you'll know.

Welcome to MoSports. Please enjoy your stay. Now DONT cross me!!

 

[Arcola]

Okay you bozos and clowns, listen up! Im sure the new guy does NOT appreciate being lied to! NO need to try and confuse him, because then he leaves. We NEED new posters coming here!

I'll tell ya how it is @HHSX2 . First, go read the ENTIRE "Doc Guys.....forever" thread. Thats the entire and living history of us Doc Guys. I promise you'll laugh, cry, and learn a few things.

Many posters on here CLAIM I am divorced, when in reality, I am HAPPILY MARRIED!! Some BOZO created an account to POSE as my wife!! DO NOT listen to this poster.

MANY posters make fat jokes at my expense. I get it. I used to be a little "husky" back in the day. But let me tell you, like I've been telling everyone on here for YEARS, I am LOSING WEIGHT!!!! Regardless, we Doc Guys like to give each other crap, so I don't let it get to me too much. Just like how Joe is a drunk, The Mox is gay, and Bobby is slow.

@shoot90draw I am a RETIRED STEEL WORKER!!! I am NOT a teacher!!! I can post WHENEVER I want!! MY schedule is NONE of your business!! Now DONT cross me!!!

One thing you will NEVER get over, is @Toots_mcgee 's odd fascination with Gerry Bertier. Gerry used to post on here and that's great. What Toots FAILS to tell anyone is that the Doc Guys voted on Gerry TWICE and GERRY DID NOT GET IN!!! Wait? Wasn't Gerry in a sports documentary? Wasnt his profile picture of himself? Below are the THREE REQUIREMENTS to be a Doc Guy!!! Not meeting ALL THREE means you gotta be VOTED in as an Honorary Doc Guy.

Doc Guy Requirements

1. Must have starred in a sports documentary.
2. Must have your profile picture be of yourself.
3. Must be alive.

NICE TRY!!!!

Lastly, you'll see me refence having nice little "chats" with people. Not familiar with this? Watch my doc. Then you'll know.

Welcome to MoSports. Please enjoy your stay. Now DONT cross me!!

Thank you Tom Clancy

 

[HomeyR]

Okay you bozos and clowns, listen up! Im sure the new guy does NOT appreciate being lied to! NO need to try and confuse him, because then he leaves. We NEED new posters coming here!

I'll tell ya how it is @HHSX2 . First, go read the ENTIRE "Doc Guys.....forever" thread. Thats the entire and living history of us Doc Guys. I promise you'll laugh, cry, and learn a few things.

Many posters on here CLAIM I am divorced, when in reality, I am HAPPILY MARRIED!! Some BOZO created an account to POSE as my wife!! DO NOT listen to this poster.

MANY posters make fat jokes at my expense. I get it. I used to be a little "husky" back in the day. But let me tell you, like I've been telling everyone on here for YEARS, I am LOSING WEIGHT!!!! Regardless, we Doc Guys like to give each other crap, so I don't let it get to me too much. Just like how Joe is a drunk, The Mox is gay, and Bobby is slow.

@shoot90draw I am a RETIRED STEEL WORKER!!! I am NOT a teacher!!! I can post WHENEVER I want!! MY schedule is NONE of your business!! Now DONT cross me!!!

One thing you will NEVER get over, is @Toots_mcgee 's odd fascination with Gerry Bertier. Gerry used to post on here and that's great. What Toots FAILS to tell anyone is that the Doc Guys voted on Gerry TWICE and GERRY DID NOT GET IN!!! Wait? Wasn't Gerry in a sports documentary? Wasnt his profile picture of himself? Below are the THREE REQUIREMENTS to be a Doc Guy!!! Not meeting ALL THREE means you gotta be VOTED in as an Honorary Doc Guy.

Doc Guy Requirements

1. Must have starred in a sports documentary.
2. Must have your profile picture be of yourself.
3. Must be alive.

NICE TRY!!!!

Lastly, you'll see me refence having nice little "chats" with people. Not familiar with this? Watch my doc. Then you'll know.

Welcome to MoSports. Please enjoy your stay. Now DONT cross me!!

Careful Sheldon... you'll wear yourself out... 🥱🥱😪

 

[BoosterBosko]

Careful Sheldon... you'll wear yourself out... 🥱🥱😪

Also @HHSX2 my name is NOT Sheldon! Piece of advice, @HomeyR is exactly what his profile picture is...A CLOWN!!! ALWAYS take what he says with a grain of salt!

 

[Arcola]

Someone needs to edumicate HHS JeffCo on the term Peppery.

 

[bullitpdq68]

Also @HHSX2 my name is NOT Sheldon! Piece of advice, @HomeyR is exactly what his profile picture is...A CLOWN!!! ALWAYS take what he says with a grain of salt!

you going to make Homey upset...

 

[BoosterBosko]

you going to make Homey upset...

To quote @HomeyR himself, WGAS!?

 

[HomeyR]

To quote @HomeyR himself, WGAS!?

Careful Sheldon... my sock is loaded..!

 

[Toots_mcgee]

Who ordered the code red on Sheldon?

 

[revno]

 

[J. Kane]

Who ordered the code red on Sheldon?