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Kinda wondering if there will be any KMO games to pay close attention to this regular season........................nice problem for any fan to have LOL.
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My only prediction for their opponents this season: PAIN
 
clicked a few weightlifting and track videos and now my feed is javelin throws, sprints and hs weightlifting accomplishments. What a hell you must live in
 
All seriousness. Smithville is going to get their as kicked 4-5x this year.

Let's review this claim:

Smithville vs.

Ray South (W)
Tuman (W)
@ Kearney (L)
@ Oak Park (L)
Excelsior Springs (W)
@ Platte County (L)
Pittsburg KS (W)
@ Grandview (W)
Tonka (W)

Playoffs (L)

Hey, you may be onto something, as well as ON something. Will Oak Park be very good though?
 
I know a local winner who still lives in his glory days who tried getting me banned due to his fragile ego.

Now, how would you know who "tried getting" you banned? I actually got banned three times. I have no idea who did it. When it happens, you probably deserve it. Although the first time I got banned, it was in 2015 for the "hit of the game" commentary. The Webbies were real prickly sensitive sore-losers at the time. They were a swarm of gnats. So I assume it was one of them. By the way, Kearney still has a winning record against them. And rumor has it they considered painting a purple K on the field down there. hehehe

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Because the winner kept hinting how angry he was and how my time was coming to an end.

My favorite thing in life is people who can’t delineate personal attacks vs their bias weakness beliefs.

Imagine going through life surrounded by people who tell you what you want to hear creating a reality so poor that you’re unable to cope with truth and data points.
 
30-3 Smithville Baseball got sent packing by St. Pius X, 17-11 in the Class 5 District 8 semis. Single elimination in baseball is cruel and unusual sometimes.
Baseball is the hardest sport to predict in a single game by far. All of those four could win on a given day. Platte County and Pius will now do FB all over again (C5 district final) tomorrow morning.

I LOVE the fact MSHSAA did make the quarters best of 3, BTW.
 
Because the winner kept hinting how angry he was and how my time was coming to an end.

My favorite thing in life is people who can’t delineate personal attacks vs their bias weakness beliefs.

Imagine going through life surrounded by people who tell you what you want to hear creating a reality so poor that you’re unable to cope with truth and data points.
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Because the winner kept hinting how angry he was and how my time was coming to an end.

My favorite thing in life is people who can’t delineate personal attacks vs their bias weakness beliefs.

Imagine going through life surrounded by people who tell you what you want to hear creating a reality so poor that you’re unable to cope with truth and data points.

"Imagine going through life surrounded by people who tell you what you want to hear creating a reality so poor that you’re unable to cope with truth and data points."

I don't have to imagine it. Good ole Jerry Jones lives it.

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Dak dak dak dak dak DAK DAK..................
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"Zeke’s impact as one of the greatest to ever play with the Star on their helmet will never change and is etched in our record books and history forever. We thank him, love him and wish him the absolute best.” - Jerry Jones Now if that ain' some delisional bs, I never seen any.
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Changing my prediction. Dipsht HC speers gets off the bus at karney, gets 8 whip cream pies thrown in his face by Smithville boosters, Mbrose grows a tail on his chest and speers runs out to midfield like France during WW2 waving the white flag, surrendering before the iminent beatdown.

The karney fb locals walk across the field and take the Smithville women one by one as the locals revel in the victory.

Also, allegedly… I am hearing of 4-5 milfs from Smithville sleeping with some locals planning on transferring their bloodline to karney so they can, you know play on a winning tean
 
Changing my prediction. Dipsht HC speers gets off the bus at karney, gets 8 whip cream pies thrown in his face by Smithville boosters, Mbrose grows a tail on his chest and speers runs out to midfield like France during WW2 waving the white flag, surrendering before the iminent beatdown.

The karney fb locals walk across the field and take the Smithville women one by one as the locals revel in the victory.

Also, allegedly… I am hearing of 4-5 milfs from Smithville sleeping with some locals planning on transferring their bloodline to karney so they can, you know play on a winning tean
Is one of them your sister/niece?
 
Changing my prediction. Dipsht HC speers gets off the bus at karney, gets 8 whip cream pies thrown in his face by Smithville boosters, Mbrose grows a tail on his chest and speers runs out to midfield like France during WW2 waving the white flag, surrendering before the iminent beatdown.

The karney fb locals walk across the field and take the Smithville women one by one as the locals revel in the victory.

Also, allegedly… I am hearing of 4-5 milfs from Smithville sleeping with some locals planning on transferring their bloodline to karney so they can, you know play on a winning tean
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Working on making Tshirts for this game. Hey spears NKS says you suck, you jackass.
Kinda wondering if there will be any KMO games to pay close attention to this regular season........................nice problem for any fan to have LOL.
you’re delusional. PH with its 15 soon to be college athlete players will beat karney by 42+.

You’re in for total pain. That game will set back your entire drive thru city back into the pre exit days.

I do declare I do declare PH 100 pts better than Smithville.

Karney smokes sville, shows all their trick passing plays and Dante Dixon the following week has 4 picks against kdogs.
 
Working on making Tshirts for this game. Hey spears NKS says you suck, you jackass.

you’re delusional. PH with its 15 soon to be college athlete players will beat karney by 42+.

You’re in for total pain. That game will set back your entire drive thru city back into the pre exit days.

I do declare I do declare PH 100 pts better than Smithville.

Karney smokes sville, shows all their trick passing plays and Dante Dixon the following week has 4 picks against kdogs.
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Working on making Tshirts for this game. Hey spears NKS says you suck, you jackass.

you’re delusional. PH with its 15 soon to be college athlete players will beat karney by 42+.

You’re in for total pain. That game will set back your entire drive thru city back into the pre exit days.

I do declare I do declare PH 100 pts better than Smithville.

Karney smokes sville, shows all their trick passing plays and Dante Dixon the following week has 4 picks against kdogs.
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I’ll be sitting on the Smithville side line for the Playte cty game.

“HEY SPEARS, did you really just run the ball down 40 pts? Kakakaka you suck, you jackas!”
 
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Platte Cty fastest ever 4x1. Can’t wait to head up to that track meet watching Rocco sling it to four Bugattis as spears brings us back to the horse and buggy days🤣
 
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