Ronald Reagan told about a kid outside a Democratic fundraiser selling kittens. When the people came out the boy was holding up the kittens and saying, "Buy a democrat kitten."
A couple of weeks later the Republicans held a fundraiser in the same place.
When they came out there was the same kid with the kittens and he was saying, "buy a Republican kitten."
One of the members of the press recognized the boy from a couple weeks earlier and said to him, "Wait a minute, you were selling these same kittens a couple weeks ago as Democrat kittens", "How come they're Republican kittens now?"
The kids says, "Because now, they've got their eyes open."
A couple of weeks later the Republicans held a fundraiser in the same place.
When they came out there was the same kid with the kittens and he was saying, "buy a Republican kitten."
One of the members of the press recognized the boy from a couple weeks earlier and said to him, "Wait a minute, you were selling these same kittens a couple weeks ago as Democrat kittens", "How come they're Republican kittens now?"
The kids says, "Because now, they've got their eyes open."