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l_Pete_l

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Ronald Reagan told about a kid outside a Democratic fundraiser selling kittens. When the people came out the boy was holding up the kittens and saying, "Buy a democrat kitten."
A couple of weeks later the Republicans held a fundraiser in the same place.
When they came out there was the same kid with the kittens and he was saying, "buy a Republican kitten."
One of the members of the press recognized the boy from a couple weeks earlier and said to him, "Wait a minute, you were selling these same kittens a couple weeks ago as Democrat kittens", "How come they're Republican kittens now?"
The kids says, "Because now, they've got their eyes open."
 
Ronald Reagan told about a kid outside a Democratic fundraiser selling kittens. When the people came out the boy was holding up the kittens and saying, "Buy a democrat kitten."
A couple of weeks later the Republicans held a fundraiser in the same place.
When they came out there was the same kid with the kittens and he was saying, "buy a Republican kitten."
One of the members of the press recognized the boy from a couple weeks earlier and said to him, "Wait a minute, you were selling these same kittens a couple weeks ago as Democrat kittens", "How come they're Republican kittens now?"
The kids says, "Because now, they've got their eyes open."
Well now millions of folks have blinders on when it come Donald J. Trump! We'll be sorry if we ever allow that man in the WH again. He tells any everybody he knows about military secrets so he can show them he's a big shot and gets to say I bombed a country today and spoke to their leader and said whatcha gonna do about it.
 
Ronald Reagan told about a kid outside a Democratic fundraiser selling kittens. When the people came out the boy was holding up the kittens and saying, "Buy a democrat kitten."
A couple of weeks later the Republicans held a fundraiser in the same place.
When they came out there was the same kid with the kittens and he was saying, "buy a Republican kitten."
One of the members of the press recognized the boy from a couple weeks earlier and said to him, "Wait a minute, you were selling these same kittens a couple weeks ago as Democrat kittens", "How come they're Republican kittens now?"
The kids says, "Because now, they've got their eyes open."
Reagan the big spender?

No thanks. I prefer my stories to be non-liberal.
 
Petey, a joke from you about Dems having their eyes closed could be the ultimate in irony, if only you weren't so blind to see it.
 
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