We called Blair Oaks

[Gollum_In_A_Tux]

We just called Blair Oaks High School, didn’t we Precious?

Yes. We calls and says “We wants the in game Saturday! Let Us in!”

And she says “Who’s am I speakings with?”

And we says “Sméagol! We already had nasty, cruel covid and coughses for a month, but we is better now. Let Us in!”

And she says “Anyone can comses to the game, sir.”

And we says “My Precious is excited and you sounds fat” and then we hangses up the phone.

 

[J. Kane]

 

[hangmanbobbyjaggers]

She says thanksa you fer tha call. Issa thisa Marvin Burkes needin to get in the game here is?

 

[ChaoticFanatic]

She says thanksa you fer tha call. Issa thisa Marvin Burkes needin to get in the game here is?

I heard that in Jar Jar Binks’ voice

 

[Arcola]

An Ewok strolls into a bar and says to the bartender, “I’ll have a whisky and …… soda.

The bartender says, “Sure thing—but why the little pause?”
“Dunno,” says the Ewok. “I’ve had them all my life.”

 

[ChaoticFanatic]

An Ewok strolls into a bar and says to the bartender, “I’ll have a whisky and …… soda.

The bartender says, “Sure thing—but why the little pause?”
“Dunno,” says the Ewok. “I’ve had them all my life.”

Imagine a bartender being able to speak Ewok
Haha

 

[BoosterBosko]

NERDS!!!!

 

[hangmanbobbyjaggers]

What did one pumpkin say to the other the day after Halloween? "Man we got lit last night!"