We don’ts know how we’re going to get in this year, do we, My Precious?
No! No! Nasty, cruel ladies sitting at the gates always demands a voucher from us. We don’ts has any voucher! What’s a voucher, eh, Precious? What’s a voucher?
My Precious. Does. Not. Know. Buts we has a plan!
We already hases the nasty covid and we coughs and hacks like we has a fish bone stuck in our throats for days! Buts we’s all better now. Poor Sméagol couldn’t even infect anyone if we wanted to, could we?
We has one last plan. We makes a fake voucher! It will work. Listen!
”This is a real voucher, not a fake one, Precious. You let’s in Smeagol through your Morannon Gates.
Signed,
Sauron, Lord of MSHSAA“
Oh, it will work, Precious! You will see!
No! No! Nasty, cruel ladies sitting at the gates always demands a voucher from us. We don’ts has any voucher! What’s a voucher, eh, Precious? What’s a voucher?
My Precious. Does. Not. Know. Buts we has a plan!
We already hases the nasty covid and we coughs and hacks like we has a fish bone stuck in our throats for days! Buts we’s all better now. Poor Sméagol couldn’t even infect anyone if we wanted to, could we?
We has one last plan. We makes a fake voucher! It will work. Listen!
”This is a real voucher, not a fake one, Precious. You let’s in Smeagol through your Morannon Gates.
Signed,
Sauron, Lord of MSHSAA“
Oh, it will work, Precious! You will see!
