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Things to Ban along with Tackle Football

USArmyMike

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Jan 3, 2004
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Jump ropes: That up and down motion has to be some serious brain smashing
Dodge ball: Need I say more? Just pure primal violence
Hopscotch: see jump ropes
Trampolines: I believe this one fails into jump ropes as well
Pillow fights: multiple repetitive hits to your little brother face could lead to CTE at a very early age
Running: Until a certified teacher in high school with a degree from an extremely liberal college can properly teach your child how to run, it should be banned.

Oh by the way, all 89 youth football helmets I sent off for reconditioned came back as good and can be reconditioned. You would think with all the brain smashing going on I would have at least had 1 come back as damaged. I mean some of the helmets are 7 years old.
 
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Jump ropes: That up and down motion has to be some serious brain smashing
Dodge ball: Need I say more? Just pure primal violence
Hopscotch: see jump ropes
Trampolines: I believe this one fails into jump ropes as well
Pillow fights: multiple repetitive hits to your little brother face could lead to CTE at a very early age
Running: Until a certified teacher in high school with a degree from an extremely liberal college can properly teach your child how to run, it should be banned.

Oh by the way, all 89 youth football helmets I sent off for reconditioned came back as good and can be reconditioned. You would think with all the brain smashing going on I would have at least had 1 come back as damaged. I mean some of the helmets are 7 years old.
Im glad to see that the Doc Guys didnt make the list!
 
Im glad to see that the Doc Guys didnt make the list!
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