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The Crazy Promises of Joe Biden, Don't worry he is going to Unify the country

Distancefix

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Crazy. "Our current President has failed in the most basic duty to the nation, he's failed to protect us he has failed to protect America and my fellow Americans that is unforgivable. As president, I will make you a promise, I will protect America and I will defend us from every attack seen and unseen without exception every time"

Let me point out this is some crazzzzy stuff. Every politician that promises he is going protect us from everything on earth, seen or unseen? He's going to protect you from cancer guys. Bahaha
Joe Biden is the vaccine for cancer! But when it comes to his actual plans, umm, kind of skimpy.

Heres his great plan. Joe "After all this time the President still doesn't have a plan, well I do!" If I'm the President I will implement the national strategy I have been laying out since March, we will develop and deploy rapid tests with results available immediately, we will make the medical supplies and protective equipment our country needs, we will make them here in America"

So Joe, you mean you are going to do all things that Trump is already doing.

So Joe Biden is going to have a harder case that we should like his policies than he is a nice man. He used the word "light" in his speech 11 times.

It's all hopey changey light, we're all in this thing together except for you evil Republicans who we are going to crush after the election.

But this was Biden's pitch via Obama 2004, 2008 not Obama circa 2012, 2020.

Joe Biden said he's going to work hard for Americans that don't support him. bahahaha.

I have my doubts.

Joe "I'm a proud Democrat, and will be proud to carry to the banner of our party to the end of the general election, so it's a great honor and humility that I accept the nomination of the President of the United States of America. But while I'm a Democratic candidate I will be an American President, and I will work hard for those who didn't support me, as hard for them as those who did vote for me".

So you are going to be Captain Unity? After 50 years of not being Captain Unity? After Borking Robert Bork, after going after Clarence Thomas and suggesting Obamacare is big effing yule, and saying Mitt Romney is going to put you back in chains?

Don't worry, he's going to unify the country. HE IS GOING TO DRAW THE BEST OF US. HE IS THE LIGHT BRINGER. Joe Biden? The old kind of corrupt politician. That guy. HE'S A LIGHT BRINGER. Who knew?

This is my favorite mythology of the Democrats. Everything was unbelievably great until DT. There were no riots in Ferguson, Baltimore, there was no widespread discontent with economy, no massive division over the size and scope of government. And none of this happened until DT took office and JB will bring us back to those beautiful and wonderful days.
 
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Is saying "light is better than dark" a racist statement? Of course it is! You all know how Joe is. Anyone who denies these aren't racist code words are just team guys.
and people that push that agenda are auditioning to be a russian bot.
 
Ok, now do ANY of Trump’s speeches.
Joe Biden promised to 1. End COVID; 2. Prevent all threats, seen and unseen; 3. End racism; 4. Never give you up; 5. Never let you down; 6. Never run around and desert you; 7. Never make you cry; 8. Never say goodbye; 9. Never tell a lie and hurt you.
 
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