Hear me roar. I am a republican.
I believe Universal Health Care is tyranny, but school kids being shot is the price of freedom.
I believe in free elections. As long as we restrict mail in voting during a pandemic and make negroes stand in line for hours.
I believe in the sanctity of health insurance company CEOs buying as many yachts as possible. As long as they withhold coverage from the middle class.
I believe everything Donald J. Trump says. I believe Covid-19 will magically go away. I believe Putin is a great guy.
I believe the republicans running Arizona and Georgia have stolen this election from Trump.
I believe the GOP controlled Pennsylvania State legislature rigged this election.
I believe in trickle down my leg economics.
I believe there is no reason to reduce our use of fossil fuels. My beach front property in Arkansas is going to be sweet.
I believe in Mitch McConnell. I believe in Lindsey Graham. I believe in the losers and suckers serving all over the globe.
I believe whatever it is the National Enquirer has on Graham, it is too gross even for the internet.
I believe Universal Health Care is tyranny, but school kids being shot is the price of freedom.
I believe in free elections. As long as we restrict mail in voting during a pandemic and make negroes stand in line for hours.
I believe in the sanctity of health insurance company CEOs buying as many yachts as possible. As long as they withhold coverage from the middle class.
I believe everything Donald J. Trump says. I believe Covid-19 will magically go away. I believe Putin is a great guy.
I believe the republicans running Arizona and Georgia have stolen this election from Trump.
I believe the GOP controlled Pennsylvania State legislature rigged this election.
I believe in trickle down my leg economics.
I believe there is no reason to reduce our use of fossil fuels. My beach front property in Arkansas is going to be sweet.
I believe in Mitch McConnell. I believe in Lindsey Graham. I believe in the losers and suckers serving all over the globe.
I believe whatever it is the National Enquirer has on Graham, it is too gross even for the internet.
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