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We have been watching, Precious, and we knows what is going to happen. Yes, yes, we does.

Poor Sméagol always knows, but does silly MoSports readers listen? No, my love, they don’ts!

We says Vianney would go from state champs to losing record, we did, but they scoffed at Sméagol!

And now! A riddle:

Thirty white horses on a red hill. First they champ, then they stamp and then they stands still.

The answer is teeth! Teeth, My Precious! But we only has six.

Jackson will play in the championship game. Will they wins? My Precious does not know.
Eureka will beats Marquette again this year.
Monett goes to the semifinals. The semifinals, Precious.

We would Say “Stamps it!” but we don’ts know what a stamps is, do we my Precious? No my love, we don’ts.
 
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We have been watching, Precious, and we knows what is going to happen. Yes, yes, we does.

Poor Sméagol always knows, but does silly MoSports readers listen? No, my love, they don’ts!

We says Vianney would go from state champs to losing record, we did, but they scoffed at Sméagol!

And now! A riddle:

Thirty white horses on a red hill. First they champ, then they stamp and then they stands still.

The answer is teeth! Teeth, My Precious! But we only has six.

Jackson will play in the championship game. Will they wins? My Precious does not know.
Marquette will beats Eureka this year.
Monett goes to the semifinals. The semifinals, Precious.

We would Say “Stamps it!” but we don’ts know what a stamps is, do we my Precious? No my love, we don’ts.
Coming from someone who got bested in a game of riddles by Bilbo Baggins, I dont take your riddles very seriously.
 
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A bilbo is something Bosko’s ex used to easily replace him.
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We have been watching, Precious, and we knows what is going to happen. Yes, yes, we does.

Poor Sméagol always knows, but does silly MoSports readers listen? No, my love, they don’ts!

We says Vianney would go from state champs to losing record, we did, but they scoffed at Sméagol!

And now! A riddle:

Thirty white horses on a red hill. First they champ, then they stamp and then they stands still.

The answer is teeth! Teeth, My Precious! But we only has six.

Jackson will play in the championship game. Will they wins? My Precious does not know.
Marquette will beats Eureka this year.
Monett goes to the semifinals. The semifinals, Precious.

We would Say “Stamps it!” but we don’ts know what a stamps is, do we my Precious? No my love, we don’ts.
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I’ve been laying in wait for years to give Gollum some trouble for his (its?) false prognostications, but as far as I know, the slimy little critter hasn’t stubbed his toe yet.

I am just waiting for him to post the winning numbers to power ball or maybe he is mega millions player.
 
We have been watching, Precious, and we knows what is going to happen. Yes, yes, we does.

Poor Sméagol always knows, but does silly MoSports readers listen? No, my love, they don’ts!

We says Vianney would go from state champs to losing record, we did, but they scoffed at Sméagol!

And now! A riddle:

Thirty white horses on a red hill. First they champ, then they stamp and then they stands still.

The answer is teeth! Teeth, My Precious! But we only has six.

Jackson will play in the championship game. Will they wins? My Precious does not know.
Marquette will beats Eureka this year.
Monett goes to the semifinals. The semifinals, Precious.

We would Say “Stamps it!” but we don’ts know what a stamps is, do we my Precious? No my love, we don’ts.
 
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