You are hilarious. I have been focused on the important things in life. Today I saw The Lunch Lady food truck down at the bank and bought a pulled pork sandwich with tender, juicy meat piled high, a tangy sauce and some sweet creamy delicious cole slaw. Marvelous.
Before I ate, I said a little prayer to my lord and savior Donald Trump. Donald, thank you for the S&P 500 index, the NASDAQ, and the DJIA none of which would even exist without you. Thank you for this pork which would be dry and tasteless if you hadn’t forced those Mexicans back into the slaughter house. Thank you for the wheat used to create this delicious bun which would have spoiled in the silo without your ruthless victory over “CHINA” in trade negotiations. Save us Donald, from that Joe Biden and his plan to hurt god, hurt the Bible, remove windows from my home and restart the 1917 pandemic which already ended WWII in 1945. I gassed my neighbor and hold my bible upside down, but high, in your honor.